About your name

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it?

Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it?

No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.